Image altered,thoughts distorted

Nuke bombs have crushed my heart.

  • 27th July
    2014
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  • 26th July
    2014
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Fire floss from Bread Talk. Oh how I missed this. :9

Fire floss from Bread Talk. Oh how I missed this. :9

  • 26th July
    2014
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  • 26th July
    2014
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penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

(via raggedy-spaceman)

  • 26th July
    2014
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    2014
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    2014
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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
  • 26th July
    2014
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    2014
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  • 24th July
    2014
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  • 24th July
    2014
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A classic rainy day merienda: chicken noodle soup with egg. :)

A classic rainy day merienda: chicken noodle soup with egg. :)

  • 22nd July
    2014
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  • 22nd July
    2014
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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

(via theemptystars)

  • 22nd July
    2014
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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via theemptystars)

  • 22nd July
    2014
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